I'm drive I can fine osifer
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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