So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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