some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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