I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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