You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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