thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Randomize
