I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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