which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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