Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Randomize