he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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