When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
send nudes
from the living room?
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