We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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