I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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