Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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