STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
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