Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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