Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Randomize
