Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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