Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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