Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Operation Purity has been aborted
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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