is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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