areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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