: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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