I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
only if we run a train.
done.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
