We won't sleep together?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
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