i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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