I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
jump out the window naked night went bad
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