All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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