do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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