I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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