Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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