There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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