what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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