the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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