And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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