I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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