My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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