Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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