my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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