David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
where are you?
Hypothermia
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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