Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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