Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
dude. I can hear the air.
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