Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I think my moral compass just broke
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