last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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