Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
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