You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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