I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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