it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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