why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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