People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i would punch a child for taco bell
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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