Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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