I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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