so explain again why im purple
no
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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