Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
